Sunday, June 24, 2007

SRGMP: The Gujju Invasion

Hey, who knew SRGMP was full of gujjus. This mass coming out of the closet came after new mahaguru Anandji needled Mauli Dave (rather needlessly) about her boyfriend and his linguistic abilities. (Kalyanji is Rajasthani but hey if you speak Gujarati, you are a gujju in my book)

Now Anandji, a word for you: how come no boyfriend questions for the girls who grew up in India? Its wildly presumptious to believe that girls who grow up in the US cohabit with the opposite sex by the time they hit puberty. And even if they did you expect them to admit it in front of their acutely conservative parents who spent most of their lives protecting their girl from the big bad wolves of the West?

But I digress: next The House of Reshammiya pitched in although he made sure he told all of us he was born and raised in Mumbai. At this point Bappi Lahiri, not wanting to be left out, broke out into some Gujarati song (well, I'll take his word for it although I couldn't understand jack). Is there nothing this man can't sing?! Ismail Darbar made a statement about being born in Surat and wanting to die there as well. And then Shekhar made sure he got counted as one.

Wah! What a great ramat gamat nu jagat this is turning out to be.

11 comments:

Mind Rush said...

SRGMP is an acronym for "see really gujju musicians party?"

Aspi said...

Actually I can combine all the words the SRGMP gurus use and come up with something:

Super Rocking Gujju Mindblowing Party!

*~mad munky~* said...

*lol*

ah..so that's what language bappi was singing in... ;o)

i see they ignored poor harpreet who was on his knees, bawling his eyes out.... *bit bitter and twisted about that*

;o)

shekhar ki deewani said...

Den by your definition[I speak, read and write Gujarati, and was brought up in Surat], I am a Gujju too, and am proud to be one.....Heck, I am gonna only marry a Gujju for all I care!!!
Maro Shekhoo, tame the best chho!!!

m said...

sorry SKD, shekhar only likes jat kudis.. he says to him all gujju girls are his sisters

Aspi said...

SkD and m, that was the funniest exchange in a long time. If this ever gets down to the wire, it would be a smackdown worth going miles to see :)

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Welll well, Meg dear...did Shekhoo mention that about Gujju females by birth or....ehehhehe..im not Gujju by birth, but neither am i Jat:(...wat's de big deal???Tell Shekhoo that waise toh according to Indian pledge which we learn in school, "All Indians are Ma brother's n sisters...{including Jats}"...lol...too bad for him:P
PS: R U JAT????

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

So, that leaves Shekhoo sweetoo no choice but to 'like' all his 'sisters'.......Meg included....lol:D

m said...

yes i'm a jatti by linage but Hawaiian by birth so I aint an Indian so Megan Benagi Shekhu Ki Biwi!!! U.M. Benji you are cordially invited to our wedding and can do all sister in law rituals!

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Yea rite my dear....Hawaiin by birth..btw, I aint guuju by birth...but definitely will be after marriage...hmm..i just found out Shekhoo doesnt not like hawaiin females...so Shekhoo ki deewani UM will be Shekhoo's wifey:P...and sorry, ur not invited:P

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

And sorry...i must say ur gettin real J cuz of competition...and i sure am enjoyin it:)..Shekhoo will be pleased to see this online catfite..
Love u Shekhoo jaan:)