Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Goal or Gol Maal??

Regular reader Mind Rush speculates on the togetherness of John and Bipasha based on their appearance on Indian Idol. Stardust just called, they want to start a new column called Mind Rush's Musings

Like many others who believed the rumors, I confess I was convinced that Bips had dumped John and found Ronaldo. So I was hugely shocked/surprised/thrilled to see them on the II3 show. They looked fabulous, individually and together. So does that put the nasty rumors to rest? Not so fast, buddy...

This was the first time that I got to see John Abraham and Bipasha Basu interacting with each other. However as much as I want to say “jodi salaamat rahe” I could not help wondering if “something happened” in their relationship. I base this on a few observations.

First, like the Bard say: ”the lady doth protest too much...” They were trying too hard to show that they were a couple. Cleverly inserted dialogue indicated to the audience that Bips hears him sing day and night (read: “We are together”) The “mother-in-law” also came to the show as part of the happy family (read: “We are together”) More comments about John did this, John did that (read: “We are together”)

But there were other pieces of their on-stage interaction that raised red flags. A couple of times when the topic of other women came up John looked very uncomfortable and Bips looked tense. Then she lightened up but her comment about John being bitten and pinched was almost said in a manner so as to provoke or embarrass John and not support him. Hmmm...what’s going on?

If I were a writer for Stardust I would at this point quote some unnamed close friend of the couple. This supposed secret source would verify that the couple broke up because John had an affair and then Bipasha found solace in the arms of a sympathetic Ronaldo. The souce would go on to confirm that the couple have broken up and moved on but remain friends and temporarily are making joint appearances to promote the movie.

In the end, it all worked out. The II3 show was a huge success. The couple looked awesome. I will definitely go see their new movie.

Lekin tera kya hoga, Ronaldo?

Anon points us to this five-escort celebration by Ronaldo

17 comments:

Sania said...

Not sure how many of you folks here are here in the U.S (besides you, blogmaster), but a lot of the celebrity gossip mags run a feature wherein they evaluate a duo's body lanugage to determine the "real state" of their relationship. So who's our resident psychologist?

Saritha said...

They looked lot more relaxed and lovely together compared to Bips strict motherly attitude towards John on KWK this season -

http://www.zshare.net/video/1799514716805f/

They r the hottest couple.

incognito said...

ok, i aint gonna reveal myself coz i'll get into trouble but it is confirmed 100% that Bipasha cheated on John a few times

i dont care if no one believes me but i was told by people who have seen her showing too much pda with other men in clubs and bars.

John prolly does cheat on her too but she is no angel.

Anonymous said...

Broken up is what I say.

Bips is still friends with her ex -Dino. So won't be surprised if they stay friends.

Bips and Lara are my favs to watch on TV. The rest of them unneccessarily giggle which drives me up the walls.

- Joules

Aspi said...

incognito, there is only one person here who says "prolly" :)

sania, Mind Rush is making a bid for that title, I suppose.

Joules, Lara looked pretty good in Partner which is the best I've seen her. Thankfully her "No Entry" days are behind her.

incognito said...

aspi, that is why i am a pro in being incognito, i pick up other people's typing pattern and special "words" to frame them

Aspi said...

Bet you didn't account for that the fact that I factored in the double bluff.

Sania said...

... and the IP addresses. :)

Mind Rush said...

Thanks, all, for the fun comments. In my next career I want to be paid to "read" celebrity body language. Until then, my 9-2-5 job will have to do...
Incognito, I'll play along...I am very curious who you are...

Aspi said...

Just in case anyone is wondering - its virtually impossible to track people by IP address on this site. So feel safe :)

Sania said...

Well that's silly.. that's pretty basic functionality. I'm surprised you're not using it. I mean, what if we start getting trolls around here?! ;)

Aspi said...

Sania, the problem I have is corelating what I get from sitemeter with the comment that was left. There is no way to track that.

Anonymous said...

ronaldo ka kya hoga? haven't you read the daily mail reports on his encounter with five..."escorts"?

Aspi said...

Thanks for the news Anon, I hadn't heard about it. I'll link to it in the post.

Sidekick said...

Mind Rush, Waah! Here I was blinded by his and her hotness and their lovey-doveyness and u come up with this psychological portrait!

Sania:I remember seeing a feature like this in People on Kirstin Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal when they were together. It looked at the couple's body language and came up with relationship predictions. Never mind that they broke up shortly after!

Mind Rush, if u want to look beyond yr day job, u may have a future at this :)

anju said...

Indian Idol 3 top 3 to 8 in Kathmandu, you can check your favs. , Parleen, charu, abhishek, ankita, puja and deepali, already in Kathmandu and rest of the Idols joining later this week.
http://www.kantipuronline.com/admin

M said...

i must be in the minority who doesn't think John is that hot as they make him out to be.

Bipasha, no comments..she has a decent body most the time but her face is so like blah without makeup. Also when she has makeup on the eyeliner and ghastly makeup dont help.