Friday, September 14, 2007

Himesh the Hirsute

I get asked quite a bit about Himesh's bal (since you know this blog is in danger of becoming a quirky fan site of the Nasal One).

So here - with many thanks to Saritha for unearthing the SRGMP video. Our man looks dashingly nerdy, no?



Also be sure to check out Sania's superb screen cap of Himesh with hair.

52 comments:

M to da eggy said...

OMFG!!

he looked like poor man's Jatin.. (the judge in VOI)

Anonymous said...

Cant believe that he wore a tie and a formal suit for a music show

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Is his real name Himanshu?

Now that Mauli is gone I guess Himesh is the bali ka bakra.

- Joules

Aspi said...

Joules, Kalyanji was once on the show and wagged his finger at him and called him Himanshu. So good enough for me.

StarVoiceOfIndiaShow said...

Bal Himesh. So appropriate.

Where do you make this stuff up aspi? It's funny as hell.

If you have been following these shows, you will find that earlier, the shows used to be very civil, judges will behave nicely to each other, they will comment on the performance, share some anecdotes ...these days..well, it's better I don't try to describe how it is these days.

Aspi said...

Thanks SVoIS: you have to be slightly demented to do this I suppose.

I need to watch one of those old episodes. I bet it wasn't as much fun as it is now :)

Sania said...

:: pouts :: That's my screen cap. But it's ok, Leera can have the credit - I've been delinquent lately.

The difference between the shows then and now is that now the judges create drama by praising all the contestants regardless of talent, and fighting with each other. The remarkable thing about some of the early episodes of C2005 was the way they would rip into people. Someone slipping on a sur was tanamount to heresy or something.

The episode that I took that screen cap from - there were a few guys who just took a brutal beating. But given the look on Himesh's face when he was listening to them, I'm thinking it was probably justified.

In any case, we all know that Jatin-Lalit were on C2005, right? They was mean. They were taken off the show when the last of their competitors was eliminated -- which was actually pretty early on.

You know what that means, right? With Bappida only having Sumedha remaining, there's a good chance we'll be seeing the last of his bleeng bleeng pretty soon. All of the other gharaanas have at least competitor that is going to be there for a bit longer (Ismail = Amanat/Poonam, depending on who you ask; Himesh = Aneek; V-S = Raja).

Bye-bye Bappida!

Saritha said...

Anything for you Sania!:-)I was just filling ur shoes for a while as U were too busy at work.

Aspi,comparing him with bal hanuman and bal ganesh is bal bal funny.

Leera said...

Aspi!!!! That's not my screen cap yaar.
I wish I had found that gem of a picture of the hirsute image but no I was just one of the people to fall off my seat when I saw it.

Anonymous said...

ROFL Aspi....Bal Himesh! God u are insane :D! -Ritha.

Manish said...

Aspi, can't wait to read about Himesh's friday night antics. Or were you watching the 20-20?

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of "LKB" - a popular phrase when we were in school. The phrase is also found in UrbanDictionary.com.

Mind Rush said...

BTW, I think I have figured out the "Woh" in the Aneek-Amaanat "raqueeb" situation.

It's Aditya!

No wonder Himesh has advised his "shagird" Aneek to tread carefully.

dockaul said...

A wonderful forum !! Brilliant work by Aspi.. My first post.. Nice Pic of HimAss ... Mussarat ko kha gaya ab Raja ki baari hai!

Anonymous said...

these random people who come here to praise aspi, i believe are his multiple ids

y/n?

Saritha said...

Absolutely!!

how did U figure that out?That is the secret of his trade.

Wait a Minute!Aspi is that you again?

Anonymous said...

Aspi, you're the hottest guy on the internet. Your posts rock man!! I love you :: throws her panties at Aspi ::

Anonymous said...

Aspi, you're the only guy on the internet who will lure me to the other side. Your so witty and intelligent and got the looks to match that persona.

Kisses, Chad

Anonymous said...

Wow Aspi, you are as sexy as Himanshu! Love you! Are you married as well?

Manish said...

Let me try to figure out who are the anony-mouses in these comments. Of course, Aspi could confirm that with a quick look at the IP addresses.

these random people who come here to praise aspi, i believe are his multiple ids - MEGAN (She's the no caps lady)

Aspi, you're the hottest guy on the internet. Your posts rock man!! I love you :: throws her panties at Aspi :: - SANIA (She loves those "::")

Aspi, you're the only guy on the internet who will lure me to the other side. Your so witty and intelligent and got the looks to match that persona. - is that you SARITHA?

Can't figure out Anon4.

Leera said...

It seems that Himanshu's gone from 'Bal Himesh' to 'Beanie Himesh'. Two episodes in a row!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr manish, interweb typing expert, you got the last 2 wrong muahah

Sania said...

hah - thanks for saving my skin Megan! :) I throw no panties, thank you.

Manish said...

Sorry about that Sania. Nice to know you aren't as wicked as Megan.

megan said...

i am innocent as a pure driven snow. What the heck..
plus i turned 20 today, imma try and be a responsible and mature person..

Mind Rush said...

I think aspi had said in one of his comments that he is traveling this weekend. Manish, you are the detective, man! Can you figure out if the anon posts are a ruse on Aspi's part (with a nice alibi of travel) or should we really duck when the "diaper" is thrown??

Anonymous said...

Its anon not Aspi and Happy Birthday Megan. Aspi seriously your blogs are entertaining. But how come no comment on yesterday's Nautanki by Himass (norrowed). He tries to play all these kiddish and irritating stunts of marking Raja down and praising Onik to the sky even for very mediocre perfmcs.
PS: Aspi paid me to write this comment

Aspi said...

Sania, many many apologies. I fixed the post!

Saritha said...

whoa!what just happened here?

I join Sania!Thanks for clarifying and Saving our skin,Megan.

And Happy b'day girl!Welcome to 20's club.

Aspi said...

All right, I am back home and enjoyed those comments precisely because it shows how little respect everyone has for me. This I find to be very endearing.

I watched T20 (need to post on that), that super boring pre-Bips II3 *and* Friday's SRGMP. But once I get caught up with life, I'll post on all those and hopefully you will join me in making fun of (not to mention praising) the shows.

Manish, I can't tell from the IPs because there are too many hits to sort through. Unless you know something I can't. But I'd be happy to open up my sitemeter to you if you'd like to prod around.

Not that I want to know because I know all the Anons are in jest - which is perfect. A hot cup of cutting chai would impress me more than panties in any case :) and would keep me safe from the wrath of the Drift Memsaab.

Aspi said...

Megan! Happy Birthday! 20, bright, funny and taken already (by Shekhar).

Sidekick said...

Welcome back, Aspi. Yr blog has become quite the hotspot :) ---- seems to have reached the tipping point!

Can't wait for yr post on SRGMP this week. The sleazy Himass show has dipped to new lows! I so wish someone could slap a sexual harassment suit on Himass on Sumedha's behalf. The poor girl does not deserve to jerked around (quite literally on stage!) like this.

Anonymous said...

Himesh the hajjam !! read the article :
http://www.rajahasan.com/?p=123

Priti said...

How could I, oh..how could I commit this blasphemy - How could I miss this whacky place. Will post my comments in a bit - esp. about the sicko called Himesh (someone called him besharmiya) -- but carry on Aspi...way to go!!!

M said...

hehehe thanks guys..

Himesh Besharmiya! Awesome. I am gonna use it from now on..

Leera said...

True that. He took it way too far this saturday. From an overindulgent middle aged man to some kind of juvenile puppet-master.

'Once again track bajayi!!!'

Someone mace him please when he goes on these fantasy rampages.

Mind Rush said...

Gus, am just loving all the comments re: Him-mess Besharmiya. He keeps pushing the envelope with every episode. Can we circulate an email petition to kick his butt off the show?

meg said...

He's never gonna leave srgmp everrr. I swear my idea's much better, how about we wait outside srgmp and then make him inhale a fainting gas, then carry his body and drop him off a remote island with barbed wire fence with lifetime supply of roti, topi and mills and boon romance novels

Someone on another forum was like "himesh can't read..he aint smart enuff for mills and boon"

in that case we'll have to find a solar powered portable dvd player and TV and Mary Kate and Ashley DVD collection...

we ccan also drop off his protege Aneek in the island

Aspi said...

Priti, why didn't I think of that name?! Tell us about Himesh when you get a chance to come back and comment.

Meg, you should run that idea by Vishal. Heh.

Anonymous said...

just one thought why cant Sumedha publicly (and politely) say that she is not interested - I dont think the show coordinators will object. And for Himass yes he definitely needs to go - he is just after Raja's life - becos he wants Onik as np one. May Raja can make him smell the faintaing gas or true Hindi movies style take a hankie and place it around Himass' nose from behind.

Meh said...

she prolly does it but they edit it out of the show like they edit out VS's objection

Anonymous said...

ok that makes sense i went on wondering why Vishal was tolerating resham's nonsense.

girlie girl said...

Mind rush, i think a petition is a great idea. and if that doesnt work, i'm with Megan, let's kick him off. Put him on a deserted island. Freakin weirdo!

Sania said...

By the by - Megan, I have so many questions to ask you, I don't even know where to start. Of course, you'd probably be like wtf, who is this chick?

In any case - one sure way to get rid of Himanshu is to get rid of his chela. Then he would be out of the show and not move forward with judging because there's no one in his gharana. Shall we launch a large-scale op to get rid of Aneek? What say you?

sparkle012 said...

Thx Aspi, will surely come back to post my comments on our very own Him-mess Besharmiya. But first I have to be able to sit back and write; right now I am ROTF laughing my guts out - this place is relentlessly funny. Keep up guys; am loving every moment...err...every post here.

sparkle012 said...

Thx Aspi, will surely come back to post my comments on our very own Him-mess Besharmiya. But first I have to be able to sit back and write; right now I am ROTF laughing my guts out - this place is relentlessly funny. Keep up guys; am loving every moment...err...every post here.
Priti

M said...

sania, questions? oooh i am nervous

ask away
email addy is

worldclassdiva16 at yahoo dot com

Anonymous said...

Yohoo Raja is #1. Long live VS.

Anonymous said...

Himesh with hair.i dont like u bad man

Anonymous said...

Himesh is a bad man. Mommy told me not to speak with bad men.

Anonymous said...

ahahhahahahhaha omg himesh looks ahaha oh man..i need to go puke!!! ahahha

OzAngel said...

You know what- now that I've seen him with hair on his head, I kind of forgive him for the dodgy hats and the reject shop beanies.

In all the singing shows they talk about being a 'complete package'... Himesh is a package you open up only to be disappointed.

Honestly though, is it real hair or a wig?