Saturday, October 06, 2007

The man behind the Shaker

Mind Rush puts the psychoanalytic spotlight on Shekhar

SRGMP has unleashed many a musician’s prowess. For me, the show unleashed my inner psychoanalyst. Shekhar’s dancing on stage on Oct 5 revealed deep secrets to his personality. I share these with you from my couch as circles of smoke emanate from my cigar:

Analyst’s Report

Patient’s name: Shekhar R (last name withheld to maintain confidentiality)
Age: thirty-something
Profession: Musician
Venue: A music show in a large city in India (Details withheld to maintain confidentiality)

Date: Oct 5, 2007

Patient’s Action: Eagerly jumping up on stage to dance
My Analysis: Passionate, exuberant, impulsive man

Patient’s Action: Standing behind the singers or to the side while on stage
My Analysis: Does not need to hog limelight (Are ya listening, HR?). Also, thoughtful, observant.

Patient’s Action: Keeping hands in his pocket while dancing
My Analysis: The man keeps secrets. No matter how well you get to know him, it’s hard to ferret out all his true feelings. He is an introvert.

Patient’s Action: Dancing on stage for all 3 contestants
My Analysis: A true lover of music! Ingrained sense of fairness and decency. (Are ya listening, HR?)

Patient’s Action: Bindaas dancing on stage even though dancing skills are modest
My Analysis: Music helps him overcome his inherent shyness. Does not obsess over his image. (Are ya listening, HR?)

Phaltu Drift Advice to Patient: Please enroll for next season’s Jhalak Diklaa Jaa.

Meanwhile, I will turn my psychoanalysis spotlight onto another judge’s actions and behavior. Are ya listening, HR?

91 comments:

Aspi said...

Mind Rush, how do you do it?! Insightful observations folded inside a tongue in cheek post - that's your jonar!

Priti said...

Wow! That was some analysis Mindrush! There was nothing rushed in that analysis, tho’. Highly incisive, as Aspi says. Mindblowing, fantastic…rest will be filled in by HR! You know the adjs will be cool, ref - HR’s desperate, ohh sooo desperate attempts to play to the galleries!
Notice how the show lacked its verve till VS came on stage. Super!!!
***whistles like Vishal***

Priti said...

Wow! That was some analysis Mindrush! There was nothing rushed in that analysis, tho’. Highly incisive, as Aspi says. Mindblowing, fantastic…rest will be filled in by HR! You know the adjs will be cool, ref - HR’s desperate, ohh sooo desperate attempts to play to the galleries!
Notice how the show lacked its verve till VS came on stage. Super!!!
***whistles like Vishal***

Dave said...

Mindblowing Analysis Mindrush !!!
Those 2 guys broke into a frenzy of monkey dancing when the contestants were in action.
It was very entertaining by itself apart from the singing !!
esp Vishal's stage thumping during Raja's performance !!
They definitely should participate in Jhalak Dikhla Jaa!!

Sidekick said...

Mind Rush, fabulous.... this one trumps even the excellent hand holding analysis! I'm curious to know what u made of Shek's fervent plea for votes for Raja. That struck me as being somewhat out of character and a little too HR-like for comfort. It was left to Vish to save the moment by appealing for votes for all 3 candidates.

Are u on yr way to becoming as much of a Shek fan as Megan? (or at least as she once was b4 Ranbir showed up!)

Priti said...

Mindrush - waiting for your next pick! With bated breath! :-)

megan said...

I can'r wait to watch shekhu jaan and vishal bust some moves. I love their dancing.. Vishal jumps up and down like he's in a moshpit and shekhu's so theatrical with his dancing..

hands in his pocket, like dude you're supposed to be like blowing me a kiss

anu g said...

Mindrush, what fun! I think u should do a writeup on Vishal too....I simply love his dancing!The bald pate and the round (Hindi) pate, on a pair of pillared legs jumping and clapping is a wonderful sight!

girlie girl said...

Ok, so i missed Shekhar's fantastic dancing...does someone know where i can see it online? I am DYING to see it! Megan, help me out!!

Aspi said...

girlie girl, you can watch it here when Raja sings Rang De Basanti. Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Hey Meg, huney. One step at a time. Noticed my hands remain outta my pocket (atleast 50% of the time). All this on your request.

Will get to the next step - of blowing kisses to you. Just concerned about all my female fans world over. Hey, hang on...theatrical - that's what you said about my dance. Am having second thoughts....

Shekhar said...

That was my post, Meg...

Aspi said...

Hey! Who stole my Shekhar alter-ego from me? No fair!

Saritha said...

Mindrush,

Is it the Cigar or the man smoking the Cigar?

Sidekick's first line - my feelings - ditto(Can't say anything abt the second line since I've not seen the episode yet)
anu's comment - my feelings - ditto.

Unianimous Jury(drifters)'s verdict:Bring on more such posts.We'll send you a box of Cigars.;-)

Mind Rush said...

Thanks for the kind comments. Am truly enjoying this exchange and will happily provide more "analytical" posts, cigar or no cigar!

BTW, What's the deal with Aneek and Diya?

Bella said...

lol mind rush
I had the same thought of those two enrolling for the next season of jhalak. It was so much fun watching them on stage

Bella said...

please do one on Vishal... looking forward to seeing that...

oh and megan, if u in touch with vishal again, please tell him that i think he is "mindblowing, fantastic, etc)

meg said...

i never compliment anyone to their face... i'm a backpraiser

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

I Just Love Shekhar!!!!!!!!!!!!I am a HUGE fan!!!!!
Very good analysis of course!!!

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Btw, Megan...are u in touch wid Shekhar????

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

And who is the guy posing as Shekhar here???

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

That's ma Shekhoo babe fer ya....sigh!!!!

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

guys..can anyone show me the link to the video in question???

poonum said...

hi Shekhar ji
you are the most handsom and very honest you are the best I like your simple attitude you and vishal both are nice human being. vishal & you both are grate composer. All the best

imrana said...

Shekhar is the best

Vishal D said...

And what about Vishal??

Aspi said...

Vishal, what they mean is: Shekhar is the best, you just "grate". Heh.

Sorry man, I'm kidding. I like your dancing.

Aspi said...

Vishal, what they mean is: Shekhar is the best, you just "grate". Heh.

Sorry man, I'm kidding. I like your dancing.

imrana said...

VIHAL JI YOU ARE VERY sincere honest and true music lover that is y i request to you that please you and shekhar come on the Little Champs saregamapa Please sir "VERNA AAJ SE ZEE TV DEKHNA BAND"
sir mene apni dosri Id Poonam se shekhar ji ko kha ki com on the show per vo to magan ke sath hi busy rehty hain aur ham jese fans unko pasand hi nahi hain Please sir Aap NIRASH mat karna. Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir Please sir

imrana said...

Director of the SAREGAMAPA show
Sir mujhe pata hai ki SaReGaMaPa ka Video a raha hai I am very Happy.............Sir meri Request hai ki is Video main Shekhar ji ki Big Fan Magan aur Neha ka banaya hua video bhi add kerdijiy Aur sath hi Vishal aur Shekhar ji ke show per jitni bhi performance aur comments sab add kar dijiey Sath hi jo friendship, mansoon, salman khan etc...SPECIAL EPISODE hain vo bhi add ker dijiey ------------Sir is se sare Fan ko bahot khushi hogi Please sir. SaReGaMaPa Ke sath jurne ka I have only one sorce for your video CD please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please please
sir ye sare vedio mujhy with dounlood ke E-mail ker dijey please sir,

imrana said...

To,
Show Director Sir,
Thanks for your every mail to my side.
Sir please saregamapa show 4-5, 11-12, 18-19, 25-26, May + 1-2, 8-9, 15-16, 22-23, 29-30, 6-7 July + 3-4, 10-11, 17-18, 24-25, August ke sare Episode bina kuch katy Sunday ko Reapeet kar dijiy ya her sunday ko toda-2 reapeet ker dijiye please sir.
Sir saregamapa show ke vedio Dounlood ke sath mail ker dijiye ya apni side per Dounlood ki suvidha dijiye Please sir.
I want to Response

Vishal Dadlani said...

Imrana, I will convey your mesg to Shekhar. We cannot come for the lil champs because we have lots of committments to look after. Hope you and all our fans understand.
Thank you for all your support.

imrana said...

To,
Show Director,
Sir Thanks for your every mail to my side.

Sir LITTLE CHAMPS main vishal & Shekhar ji ko Judge banadijiye Because they are good persons and they have good attitude for saregamapa show and every persons like them every fane want see vishal & Shekhar in LITTLE CHAMPS show . So think abouted. pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Gees, who are these new ppl ...guuys, u sound like the ultra despo types...mann..poor Vishal..hehehe...all the more poor Shekhoo...

imrana said...

To,
Show Director,
Sir Rishton Ka Utsav ke bare main poori information mail kerdijiye is show ki voting on line kese karenge aur voting kab se kab tak hogi _
My vote for best guru & shishy Vishal & Shekhar & Raja be..VS & R teeno ek imandar insan hain they are the best and hard working.

imrana said...

Vishal & Shekhar ji,
App dono ki family ke liye mai dil se doa karti hoon ki app ki family ne app ko itna achaa insan banaya hai kyonki app ki achai app ke chere se pata clati hai mujhe aisa lagta hai ki app bahot Honest, Simple, Emotional and Hard Working guys hin. Mari doa hai ki app dono ka Garana jeete (Rishto Ka Utsav)main Kiyonki Raja bhi Ek Honest guy hai please javab dene ka kasht karen.
My Vote Only For VSR

imrana said...

Vishal & Shekharji,
Shekharji aap ka nam vishal ji ke sath main hi acha lagta hai aap dono ka nam jab shath main milta hai tab banta hai Hit It Gharana. Aur Super hit Songs

imrana said...

VISHAL & SHEKHAR,
yadon mein hum rahe yeh ehsas rakhna, nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna , yeh nahi kehte ke saath raho ------------door sahi par hume yaad rakhna.

tussi bade ATTRACTIVE, BEAUTIFUL,CUTE,,DECENT,FANTASTIC, INTELLIGENT,LOVABLE,OUTSTANDING,SMART,TALENTED,DASHING,PERSON ka msg padh rahe ho .

imrana said...

shekhar ji,
Duniya ki bhedh mein ek dua hamari jisme mangi humne her khushi tumahari ,Jab kabhi muskuraye aap dil se to aisa laga ki dua kubul hui hamari.

imrana said...

complain to saregamapa show director.

sir,
aap ki side per jo episodes ke videos hain woh itni der main lode hote hain ki ek part lode hone main 1/30 hour lag jata hi ek episode ko ek din main dekh hi nahi sakte hain.
sir,
please ya to is proble ko solve ker dijiye ya fhir zee tv per saregamapa phir se shuru ker dijiye woh bhi night mein kisi bhi time.

Please sir reply this mail otherwise i never any mail to you.

I AM BIG FAN OF SAREGAMAPA2007 SHOW AND VISHAL & SHEKHAR ALSO

Vishal D said...

Aspi, Thanks!You are the only one here who said something positive about my dancing.I am sick of people telling me that I would break the stage if i continue....

Vishal D said...

Mindrush, please do an analysis on me...

Mrs Dadlani said...

Vishal, when you find some spare time from chatting with these weirdos, go to the kitchen and do the dishes!

Otherwise you get no nookie for a whole week

Vishal D said...

Aww cmon...not the dishes!!!I just did the toilet, and i am tired. I need a break...stop blackmailing me huney..

Vishal D said...

And not in front of my fans....

Tumhara Baap said...

HAHAHAH...Supercoool rockstar Vishal is a sissy....hahahah...henpecked takloo..now we knw why he iz bald..and y hez got his temper up his Ass....AHAHAHA....if Vishal is like this...i can imagine Squeeky Shekhar....HAHAH...

Mrs. Dadlani said...

That's it Vishal.COME HERE AND DO THE DISHES NOW!!

Vishal D said...

Sheesh..ok ok....U Baap, i will see u....arrrggghhhh..owwwwwww

Tumhara Baap said...

Teeheheeeee...Sucker!!!!Now i am gonna throw potloads of urine on you...loser gay Vishal...has no ballz..roflllllllllllllll

OzAngel said...

Vishal is so hot. *Swoons* I need my smelling salts someone? Anyone? And I love his dancing *properly swoons now*

Vishal D said...

Phew!Just finished the dishes.Now,my wife's in bed.I can be online for sometime.Ozangel, why didn't I meet you before I got married to.......oops..gtg

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

OMG...i missed all dis ???Ozangel, its not the real Vishal............:(..someone tryin to play wid our emotions...u think hez got the time to do all dis, and hell discuss his married life here openly...Mann i really miss Shekhoo..:(...luckily,i got to watch the retelecast of the episode b4 grand finale.. God knows whether dese dudes really visit the drift..Only Megan can tell...that is if shez willing to..

Aspi said...

Well, all I can say is: if the real Vishal D had been here he would have said the same thing.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Same thing ...as in the online quarrel wid wife?????

OzAngel said...

OzAngel Heart Vishal Forever!

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

And SkD Heart Shekhoo jaan forever!!

Vishal's mistress said...

Vishal, forget doing the dishes, you don't need her.. come over and do meee

hard!

Sexy Lawnmower said...

You don't know what Mrs Dadlani gets upto when you're busy at the studio

Vishal D said...

Hey Huney..what r u doin here...and WHO THE???i dont have a lawn....................

Vishal D said...

Bhavna...we need to talk..................................*pissed*

Sarah said...

um....ok so i thought Vishal was cool till he stood up on sa re ga ma.... and hes freakin fat! such a disapointment. uh! i no longer like him. its almost like... all of a sudden... after i saw that hes a fat man... everything he does is fat man-ish. he laughs... its a fat man laugh. he walks... its a fat man walk. he dances... and its a fat man dance. He speaks... and those are fat man words. and its quite irritating. i always thought that he was cool and well somewhat hot but now???? oh god hes just freakin fat! not cool buddy.. not cool! lol

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Hey Thats mean Lady!!!
So wat if hez fat????u cud be fat like in a month or so...u nvere know...please..stop being so superficial...Vishal, dont pay attention to her..

Sarah said...

lol hay now... i am not being mean... im just saying. image ruined. he shoulda just never got up. who told him to get so overly excited and start jumping around on stage with his fat gut. and dancing and singing shit. i mean come on! sit down man! i think ur cute... thought... ruined! lol. tragic. i mean ok... hes got a hot face... lose the weight! shit lol. and no im still not being mean. im a nice person.. i promise =) lol

haha no... but in all seriousness.... him being fat.. kinda makes him look like a fob. if he wasnt so fat... he woulda been cool. which i thought he was when he was sitting but he just looks like every other brown fobby guy now. u know what i mean??

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

OMG...sick mann...i have absolutely no words fer ya...leave de guy alone babe!

OzAngel said...

Actually I don't. 'Fat' or not V.D. is still one of the coolest Indian men in existence. Although SkD and M might disagree. (I did say 'one of the' though so we're all covered) The other cool man could be Shekhar. Stop being mean to Vishal. It is not fat man dancing. It is cool dancing.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Welll..ozangel...thast all u have to say??i really get pissed wen ppl say anythin bad about shekhooo..anyways, now dat sarah's gone...

Btw, all Shekhoo fans.....his Birthday's comin up next month..on Nov 29!!!

Aspi said...

haha no... but in all seriousness.... him being fat.. kinda makes him look like a fob

Sarah I don't get it. What's the connection between fat and fob?

OzAngel said...

Some people are just so pffftt.... Fat does not = fob.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

what's a fob??

OzAngel said...

Fresh Off (the) Boat, a derogatory term used to refer to new migrants.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Lol....yea Sarah...wats de connection?????....and guys, i think Sarah is defintely an NRI...non required indian..rofl

Vishal D said...

Well well...im really hurt!Lucky Shekhar.He gets fans who make umpteen number of videos on him, fans who call themselves Skd..Speaking of which, is there no Vishal ki Deewani here???

Vishal Ki Deewani said...

here i am!!!....awww....come here u cutie pie...dont care wat others r sayin bout u...love ur takloo and ur paunchy...:)

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Lol..roflmao....who is this now???Copy cat!!!on secnd thghts...lets make a team...VSkDs...hahaha...

VkD said...

Oh Vishal, don't you get a complex now... there will always be as many deewanis for you as there are stars in the night sky.

Your mind-blowing deewania,

VkD

imrana said...

sir,
aap ki side per jo episodes ke videos hain woh itni der main lode hote hain ki ek part lode hone main 1/30 hour lag jata hi ek episode ko ek din main dekh hi nahi sakte hain.
sir,
please ya to is proble ko solve ker dijiye ya fhir zee tv per saregamapa phir se shuru ker dijiye woh bhi night mein kisi bhi time.

Please sir reply this mail otherwise i never any mail to you.

I AM BIG FAN OF SAREGAMAPA2007 SHOW AND VISHAL & SHEKHAR ALSO

Himesh Ki Deewani said...

Erm. I am tone deaf, that's why I am deewani for this man.


Himesh Ki Deewani

imrana said...

Complain to saregamapa Director
sir,
aap ki side per jo episodes ke videos hain woh itni der main lode hote hain ki ek part lode hone main 1/30 hour lag jata hi ek episode ko ek din main dekh hi nahi sakte hain.
sir,
please ya to is proble ko solve ker dijiye ya fhir zee tv per saregamapa phir se shuru ker dijiye woh bhi night mein kisi bhi time.

Please sir reply this mail otherwise i never any mail to you.

I AM BIG FAN OF SAREGAMAPA2007 SHOW AND VISHAL & SHEKHAR ALSO

Anonymous said...

Duh it is obvious the fake Vishal and his fake deewanis are all shekharkideewani.

What funny is her talking to herself.

OzAngel said...

Too much competition on this blog.... poor VS.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Hey...i only pulled a Vishal D once...and not at all his VKd or watver...and its not me....Anon..please..go take a walk..i aint that jobless.....It could benaybody mann...give me a break!!

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

And Imrana...this is not the Saregamapa website....please post ur complaints elsewher..

imrana said...

Hi Shekhar's fan Nisha,
you made video wonderful from from "yeh lamhe yeh pal" about shekhar ji you have done fantastic job for me & all shekhars fans. When i see this video i feel very emotional beacuse i reallymissed shekhar ji and saregamapa also beacuse "bhot salon tak dukhirehne ke bad kuch dino ke liey khushi meeli thi".

Anonymous said...

Tum kaun ho Imrana?Yeh Nisha kaun kai?

imrana said...

To,
Anonymous From Imrana
I am a girl and Nisha also a girl.

imrana said...
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imrana said...

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From,
only yours sweet fan
SEEMA,IMRANA jo bhi samajh len

imrana said...
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Anonymous said...

hey!!!!!!!!!! see more vishal shekhar fans on https://www.talkvs.com/index.php
and espically you mrs dadlani you have tons of names there

Anonymous said...

hi as salam walkaum. my name is sarwat modi. i live in pakistan karachi. i love vishal and shaker. urs cute , handsome, and smart. nice personility. ap say related ap k mother, father, sisiters, brothers, kids and wife others friend ya sub kitnay lucky hain k ap in say bat kartay ho. in k sath ghoomna phirna kitna proud feel kartay hongay ya sub. lkain mara koi brother ya sister nahi ha . kya ma ap say request kar sakti hon k ap dono mujhay apni sister except karlain . umed ha k ap naraz nahi hongay and give ma urs email ids i m waiting ur reply thanx my sweet and cute brothers I LOVE U