Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Mind Rush goes gift-giving

Dear SRGMP producers,

We have come a long way, baby!

You entertained us along the journey, and we loved the ride. Now that it is almost time to say alvidaa! I adore all the 3 contestants and they have my best wishes for hugely successful careers.

But what about our judges? Don’t they deserve a bit more than the traditional bouquet of flowers you might be giving them? Here are some farewell gifts that I would give the judges:
  • To Shekhar, I would give the 2007 Edition of the Webster’s Thesaurus. Please look up synonyms; the adjective “Mind-blowing” should be retired

  • To Vishal, I would give a year’s membership to the gym. Enough said...

  • To Bappida, I would give special access to the US Reserve Bank’s 16 room uber-secure vault. Hopefully the bleeng bleeng will fit in it

  • To Ismail Darbar, I would give a silver spoon, to enable his chamchaagiri

  • Finally, to Him-Mess Besharmiya I would give a butcher’s knife to chop off his you-know-what…
    (actually, I’m referring to his ego. What did you think???)


Sincerely,
Mind Rush

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60 comments:

Kanan said...

ROFL! Mind rush that was too much I almost fell off laughing. Very apt.

girlie girl said...

LMAO! That was Excellent!! Bravo Mind Rush, Bravo! Maybe give Shakher a "grammer for dummies" book as well, so we can stop saying "most coolest" in a sentence?!

Deepu said...

Thats it? Thats ALL you want to give HR. His would be the biggest box if I were gift giving - Buttons, wig, chapstick, shaving razor, Levis, a brain...

Aspi said...

In keeping with my love of tacky - I would like to give Himesh my eternal gratitude for making this such a memorable season for SRGMP. Without him, this would be a niras show.

Carry on, brother Himanshu!

Aspi said...

And I'd like to give Darbar some Prozac. He's been looking depressed lately.

m said...

I would like to gift shekhar, megan in a box covered with whipped cream

oh wait that'd be daily routine and not anything special

m said...

I got an invitation to a party on Halloween ngiht and local metal bands are playing..

I was thinking i should go as Himesh with the topi in the head and roti in the plate and the buttons of my shirt undone wearing skinny legs jeans and being totally obnoxious...

but then none of my friends will get it.. however it will be a funny inside joke that only I am in on..

ritha said...

LOL@Megan! Himmy=Halloween costume....ROFL!

sidekick said...

nice job, santa mind rush- thoughtful and witty :) all the elves also helped in adding to yr largess - esp megan!

Satan Claws said...

hehe mindrush you not so secret santa..how about extending your generosity to us mere mortals and give all the posters an early xmas gift too

Mind Rush said...

Dear SC,
Me no understand your post....but I'll keep trying...
Ya'll, this is SO fun. Loved all your ideas. Am taking notes.

Mind Rush said...

btw, spats between music show judges can be seriously lethal to their careers. See link on how Anu Malik's jhagdas on II2 with co-judge Farah Khan led him to lose movie OMO to our very own V-S.

http://india-forums.com/bollywood/article.asp?id=1006

Priti said...

What a fabulous gift line up. Megs, we'll stand by the side when your special gift is presented. That's the ultimate in personalizing gifts.
Deepu great wish list; how about a "genuine" zipper with the rider working only one way) for zipping up genuine Him-mess mouth? A couple actually - the other for his cleavage cover.
Aspi, apart from Prozac how about a spa visit for Darbar? That might help get rid of his oiled, unkempt appearance!

anu g said...

Mind rush!RFOL!(Thanks Aspi) That was so humerous!

Priti said...

Oh yeah - mind rush. Thanks to you for that cool post and for starting the idea of gifts, in the first place. Still ROFL....
And all you cool dudes, it's almost as if you all had 'em all ready! Just needed to be dispatched....hehe..

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

As much as I LOVE Shekhar...I must admit his tenses are messed up...pooor baby!!!Yea, I would throw in a HUGE chocolate cake wid loads of fruits for ma sweety's low sugar problem.:)

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Below is ma take on the subject:
1. Shekoo sweety: I would give wateva he wants!!We cud go fer the grmmer klasses 2getr:-)
2. Vishal: Would u be ma gym partner??;-)
3. Bappida: DONATE ME ALL YOUR BLEENG BLEENG:-D
4. Ismail Darbar: I would send him a 100% discount coupon for the Home Store...for all chamchaas he can buy...plus I'll throw in Hakim Aalim for the hair:-P
5. Hima$$ Besharmiyaan: I would marry him to Oink:-D

m said...

hmmm ^who are you?

Aspi said...

Rowrrr!

Kanan said...

I'd gift them all discount coupons for the best hair cutting salon in Mumbai. SR needs to get rid of his zulfen (I know Meg might protest but I think he seriously needs a haircut now) as of last episode. BL needs to chop off some of his uljhi latein. ID seriously needs to drop his shurpankha-look-alike bangs. And HR.. OH MAN! he needs to go completely bald and get his topi a life, seriously.

And for Vishal I'd give him coupons for same salon for some hair massage... I mean head massage. His head needs that the most right about now cuz he uses the most brains? He's only one who's got one. ;) lol

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Hi M...I gues it's u Megan...how r u doin?I am what I have mentioned..shekhar ki deewani..:)

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

1.and u kanan..........NO WAY......Shekhoo babe's not gonna sacrifice his lovely hair...uhuh...he luks gud wid hair....on his hed...on his face...on his chest...on his hands...gives him de manly look...i think he wud luk sexy in a pathani, wid his kurta unbuttoned......:)..phew!..gettin hot in here..lol
2. ID needs to register in the Mr.Bhaloo contest.
3. BL[Bappida] needs to luk masculine...frankly, till de age of 15 i tght he was a woman..hahaha...cmon offload de bleeeng bleeeng...im here to help ya!!!!:D
4. Vishal: I do da best 'Champi' in town...lol..wanna try;-)
5.Hima$$ Besharmiyan: Please tie 2 chotis, clean shave maaro and come...we'll get u and Oink married..:P...such a paedophile he is...first actin wid a kid opposite him..now hittin on Oink...badd badd Hima$$!!

Mind Rush said...

Dear Shekhar ki...
Loved your modifications to the original gifts' list. I had a sneaking suspicion that you were Meg in disguise but can't confirm. Anyway, looks like Shekhar has a posse of fans....myself included.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Hi Mind Rush...No, I am not Megan in disguise...Megan, please confirm this..lol...I wish i was her though..lol..atleast I would get to speak to Shekhoo babe..I just LOVE him like most of his fans do...but wantd to go ahead an express this myself...And thanks for the comment on my gifts!!!
To tell you the truth...I loved VS's music fromt he beginning, even widout seeing them....but I started likin Shekhoo babe's looks cuz he looks just like my bf...or rather..my bf looks just like him:)

m said...

i am shekhar ki diwani but i am not "shekhar ki diwani" the poster...


hmm hi btw whats your name? have we come across before? like i am profilic in websites concerning shekhar so have we e-met before?

i am getting a bit self conscious here

Shekhar ki deewani said...

hi Meg...no we have not e-met...i would love to though:)....yes, I have left u a msg on ur pick page on youtube.com....and y r u gettin self conscious??U are the most important and popular Shekhar fan here:)....I am just a beginner...lol..well, my name...let that be a mystery..all i can say my initials are "U.M"...btw, what's ur full name, and where r u from?

m said...

oh okay then hi..you left a msg where?

i don't like telling my full name and other personal details sorry...

i like to remain mysterious except for some vital details like name, sex and age

Bella said...

just for you Aspi, some insight to ur idol Himesh :)

http://www.indiafm.com/features/2007/10/12/3120/index.html

Aspi said...

Bella, Bravo for passing that on!

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

No issues Meg....just that I wanted to be in a more regular touch wid ya...im on Facebook under the same pseudonym....add me if u dont mind..:)
PS: Please please let Shekhoo sweets know that you have competition...albeit a minor one;-)

@U said...

Megan...watss your new username in IF..??

Anonymous said...

@U, Megan's username on IF is "Barnali"

anu g said...

Aspi, on this Thanksgiving Day, I bestow on u (the gift of) the title 'The Most Genuine Fan' of Himesh. Inspite of all the Himesh-bashing so many of us do, u have remained so atal and loving towards ur Himanshu bhai!I appreciate ur loyalty!!!

Aspi said...

Thank you, anu g. I accept this amazing award. While I am very happy to be recognized in this way, I'm just happy to be considered along with other Himesh...oh god!

Hey, I'm the kind of fan even Himesh wouldn't want. But so what, fans come in all types and psyches.

Sania said...

I thought Megan was Aphrodite on IF?

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Meg, r u on Facebook?

Sidekick said...

Bella, fantastic article - tfs. just the kind of trivia that i adore :)

Rupal said...

Ok. I need to visit here more often.

Just assumed Shekhar ki deewani and Megan were both same.

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

No Rupal, we are different..atleast u can have better idea about me wid ma pic and my initials and some stuff on my previous posts...yea..u need to visit more often:)

@U said...

Anonymous, Barnali vs Megan...lolzz ..Really megan...its alwayss realy funto read your posts & why dont you just tell all of us your new IF user nam

@U said...

Sania, She got badly banned there lolz

m said...

who r you @u???

i don't have a new ID, fcuk that place i don't wanna go back there amidst those loser mods.. no offense if one of the mods is your "di" or "bhai" or "bhaiya"

@U said...

me????U dont knoe me......wooohoo I ma Thakur Saab.....lollzzz JK.... kkkk I am a normal IF member..lolzzz .it wuz fun wit ya ....& with ur sexy Shakky, Aish, HRithik siggys..lolzzz..just so you knoe ....I dont hav MOD fever..lolzz

m said...

hahaha cool... yeah people did like my wacky posts there and i think mods got a bit insecure cuz i was so popularrrrrrrrr.. heheh

oh one time they warned me because i called shakky sexy or something.. anu.rad gave me a big bhasan on "sanskar" and how i'll feel if my dad read my posts where i called him "hot".. and i was like WTF... Poonam from "Vivah" is a mod at IF???

@U said...

Yehh...U knoe wat ...someone made that topic about u...and I think anu closed that topic by saying ""its not allowed in IF"" I mean...then watzz really allowed in ur IF...""anu and her soo called "sweetest thakur bhaiye" yuck..lolzz...did you knoe that anu had that biggest crush on ur Shakky lolzzz....and how your dad gonna read that shit(posts)....lolzz no offense...poonam from vivah____amrita Rao ??????nah??/r u sure??lolzzz

anu g said...

@u,I was shocked to see my name on ur post until I realised u were talking about some other anu.
I hope its clear to all, or I 'll start getting hatemail:). I blog only on Aspidrift, and only as anu.g.

Aspi said...

Actually I must say even though I know its not you, anu g, I always end up thinking of you when anu gets mentioned.

In any case: this language @U is working - is there a name for that? The one where you cut off letters to shorten words but add them spuriously to other words to lengthen them so the end balance is the same. Its ingenious and I'd like to blog about it some day.

anu g said...

Gosh,Aspi!Not u too! I know I also give bhaashans, but I am certainly not like the other Anu, going by the descriptions here!!.Maybe I should change my id to something very unique!

Aspi said...

anu g is pretty unique. You should keep it.

anu g said...

Thanks.As long as people know which Anu is talking! Now I guess u know what the g stands for....its for grandma!

m said...

hahha before i got mentioned on the show, barnali was like "if you behaved i would have given you shekhar's email address but you miss out sorry"

i think it was the same day shakky actually sent an email to me asking me to like watch the following week's show because i will be mentioned.. i was like umm damn barnali now i'm gonna go cry buckets of tears and drown in alcohol and be a female devdas.. *roll eyes* LOL

anyhoo my warning was 80% then and one mention on the show and they reduced it down to 40% without even saying anything LOL

anu and her bhaiyas are hilarious..they even tied each other electronic rakhi on rakhi day AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHH

yeah poonam from Vivah..you watched the movie? heheheh

m said...

no anug you are cool.. this anu we're talking about thinks she's "rad" but so aint..

@U said...

anu g, lolzz hhehe....dont worry ...we are not talking about ya...I dont even knoe any1 here....lolzz except for that megan and that Aspi...lolzz.

@U said...

Aspi, heyyy...nah ...we dont call it anything....and its one of my biggest problem in my grade 10th English class...lolzzz. When its comes 2 writing the long essays... I am dead then...lolzzz...well kidzz like me...boley to 12--20 lkyz 2 use these kind of wrdzz..lolz

Aspi said...

Brilliant! I shall hereby name this language after U and call it @U. As in "Speaking in @U, Himesh addressed his fans" or some such.

@U said...

Asip,,,,lolzz ur real funny... I think I need to hav something else as my id on this site...what ya say???....I ma in my computer lab rite now...gosh my teacher suckzzzz

@U said...

M, ,seriously....that guy thauker is soooo crazyyy yaar ..I mean he is sucha bakwaass yaar...u knoe wat ..I think barnali & anu.rad r the same person in real...did you ever notice. they both never comes online at the same time....yuckzzz...&& that rakhi thing…yo..they need to hav something name “””BRAIN Sells” ”lolzzz So what about ur frdz on IF?? ON msn …or wat

Saritha said...

what?Shekhar knew megan before head mentioned anything abt her on SRGMP.....and still Shekhar acted as if he knew nothing and thanked 'megum'....quite fishy....Shekhar is a good actor then.:-)

m said...

he must of seen my videos and stuff for sure but like they did the shoot or something on tuesday
and one fine day i check my email and it said
"shekhar ravjiani" and was like wtf? and he had thanked me for making "kickass" videos and that he'll treasure for rest of his life (his words)
I thought someone must be effin joking with me...so i replied in jest like a true star struck teenager going OMG WOWWWWW marri me lolzzz (no i didn't) thank god for you two, you bring sanity on the show etc etc what you upto etc?
and he replied with yadda yadda and then at the end

"do watch srgmp on saturday there is a mention of you"

and the same day i had sent a msg to Vishal on facebook asking about some srgmp related stuff and he replied and then said "there's a mention of you on saturday's show"

I WAS THEN SUPER NERVOUS.. i was like what if they make me look like a fatal attraction type of fan..what if it gets editted etc etc LOL

m said...

yeah anyhoo the next day we chatted briefly and he was like "everyone's talking about you" I WAS LIKE OMG WTF LOL...

i also told him my name was pronounced incorectly and he was like "how is it pronounced?" like he really cared about meeee heheheh