An angry, irritable man struts into a studio full of mega stars and starts muttering instructions. Samajhne wale samajh gaye honge ki ye banda(r?) kaun hai.
Abhishek, you are the prodigal son. Your 'intensity', deep wisdom and 'aage ki soch' is best demonstrated by flaring your nostrils like an angry bull.
Aishwarya, you are the over-achieving, phoren CEO of this film. So your frustration with the 'system' must be depicted by looking pissed off and flabbergasted. Alternate these two expressions please.
And Amitji, aapke level ke actor ko kya bolu? Carry on being your usual awesome self and I will give you lengthy monologues of 15 minutes each punctuated by loud 'Om hreem kleem' types pseudo shlokas so everyone is aware of your dharmasankat.
Everybody else, please shriek and scream and act like somebody set your dhoti/ safari suit/ pants on fire. Oh and Tanisha darling, please lisp through a simple two line dialog delivered in the voice you would use to sing a nursery rhyme. This is important because baad mein I am going to have you enact the famous marne waali Apollonia sequence. Can you say Somwar, Shukrawar, Mangalwar, Shanivar?
Man, what can I say about this atrocity? I watched this movie because the earlier Sarkar was quite engaging. Here, the pseudo intellectual direction, the maniacal dialogs, the laugh worthy 'light and shadows' wala sad lighting...everything is so awful. Did I mention the poli thin plot? Also, I'd like to wring the neck of whoever provided the background noise - someone interrupting you every minute to yell GOVINDA GOVINDA GOVINDA at the top of their lungs. For fun, hubby and I after watching the film kept yelling GOVINDA at inopportune moments. Fun!
Dialogs kaise the? Hahahahaa! (sadistically laughing as I force you to share my pain)
Kameena character #1: Chhota skirt mat pehna karo. Varna usmein macchar ghus jaayega.
Kameena character #2 Hum Shankar ko....(sings) gaapuchi gaapuchi gam gam kar denge. Hehehehee.
Somewhere, aapla Sachin and Poonam Dhillon are jumping off a scenic cliff in Matheran to the background strains of GOVINDA.
Kameena character #1 in a verrrry sinister way, trying to be all Dhasoo: Anda phode bina omelette nahi banta.
Kameena character # 2: Matlab? Shankar anda hai? Aur omelette, Maharashtra?
Kameena character # 1: Aur main masala. Hahahaaaa..
And that, bhaulog and bahinino, is what I learned after 3 hrs of cruel and unusual punishment.
An entire state is a tasty breakfast item!
- Watch out for RGV's review of this review warns Never Mind!!
- AkD finds motivation to watch the movie
- Sidekick reviews the movie - she liked it
- Tania's AB Sr-love will compel her to watch the movie
- Tanisha = Apolonia = hilarious says meena
- Amrita liked it - flaws and all
- Bee recalls one moronic dialog
- Anon plans a threequel
- Kanan will watch this next week with low expectations
- Mind Rush pretends to be Big B
- anu g reports that RGV and Big B stopped by in town
- Cinderella laughed through the movie
- Tania's thoughts on Sarkar Raj