This appeared in a newspaper that I used to work for - so it's name won't be mentioned. Apparently my beloved M. S. University is under siege. Someone has been stealing laptops, food and clothes from the hostels. The police are flummoxed.
Enter a rather famous "city based psychiatrist" who has cunningly picked up on the clue that the thefts have occurred in the girls' hostels to offer the following analysis:
"We find more kleptomaniacs among the female of our species due to their urge to own something. It is not a matter of being rich or poor, but it is generally an urge to get something at a specific time."