So this Diwali to celebrate the fact that I'm alive I decided to open my heart and give generous gifts to people who continue to inform and entertain us on the Drift (and some who don't but I'm rather fond of anyway).
Abhishek Bachchan
A hit not starring either Aishwarya or Amitabh
Aditya "Head" Narayan
Global recognition for his buffed bod so we are not subjected to those super tight "look at my biceps" wardrobe anymore
Anu Malik
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Arjun Rampal
Acting chops
Dhruv Ghanekar
Another shot at a big movie soundtrack
Dominique Cerejo, Suzanne D'mello, Shruti Pathak and Caralisa Monteiro
More lead vocals in Bollywood blockbusters
Farah Khan
A restraining order for Anu Malik
Farhan Akhtar
Continued opportunities to act within his decidedly un-Bollywood range
Gauri Khan
An honest stylist
Goldie Behl
Sense and sensibility, not to mention courage
Harman Baweja
A hit
Himesh Reshammiya
An A-list actress for a forthcoming film
Javed Akhtar
Temporary deafness so he can make it through Indian Idol 4 without telling everyone to just go home and watch SRGMP
Mimoh
A book on 101 Things You Can Do Behind The Camera
Preity Zinta
A few lucky decisions come IPL season 2
Priyanka Chopra
On screen chemistry with her fellow costars
Saifeena
Endurance
Sanjay Dutt
A right foot
Shahid Kapur
A girlfriend who won't mind being constantly photographed by her guy
Shahrukh Khan
A better team at the IPL than the last bunch of no hopers
Vidya Balan
More cleavage
Vishal Dadlani
A full recovery and return to jumping jack form with Pentagram
Yashita Yashpal Sharma
The Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009 crown
Aspi's Drift
An interview with Bipasha Basu
Happy Diwali, everyone!
Also:
- maxdavinci stops by
- Anon comes with a loaded Diwali gift basket
- Megan's gifts for Sushmita Sen
- Deep has a gift for John Abraham
- YRF wants Harman and Aditya Chopra to work together
- Bigger and better than KJo's hamper says Pitu
- musical wants Shilpa Rao and Himani to get more lead vocals as well
- Temple oak has gifts for the Khans and Ramu
- invalid has gifts and more gifts
- Best wishes from Bee
37 comments:
have a great diwali sirjee may you have all the blessings!
And of course matarani ka ashirwad and Jai mata di lets rawk!
Fantastic Dimag-e-Upaj !
Please share the secret of your diet that is so Fertile in imagination !
Few More additions
Aspi
Forget ou of date Bipasa - an Interview with all A List Stars and a Not so A List H Reshamaiya
Deol Kids
a Moderate Hit
Head Kumar Narayan Nepali
an Ounce of Humbleness
Megania
One comment per week at Aspi's.
Bachchan Baba Ji
Much needed Retirement
Bachchan Amma Ji
a Grandson & Perhaps some thing to reduce the facial swelling.
Saifu Baba
a Treatment of OCD ( Obsession disorder)
and the list goes on ......
Sushmita Sen
-one year gym membership
-Liposuction vouchers
-Some sort of a cure for pretentiousness
John Abraham = acting lessons
Aspi, Aditya Chopra needs a hit more than Harman. So in the interest of peace and goodwill to all he should pass on the gift.
Maybe Aditya can do a movie with Harman. And then no gift passing has to occur.
Awesome gifts, Aspi. This is better and bigger than Koffee with Karan's Gift Hamper ;-) Happy Diwali yall!
Happy Diwali, Aspi ji!
Oh yeah, an interview with Himesh would make a fun read :).
And i totally would love to hear more lead singing from Dominique, Caralisa, Shurti and Suzzane. And Shilpa Rao and Himani Kapoor as well.
Aspi, since you mentioned Pentagram, did you get a chance during your interview to ask Vishal about any plans for album 4?
musical, Vishal has a set of rules when he does interviews. One of them is that he doesn't like talking about Pentagram as a side note when doing interviews as part of Vishal-Shekhar. I wanted to ask him about Dostana so I stayed away from all Pentagram questions.
He just came off a gig though and if he has some time to spare from reviving Zero, I'll ask him about it.
Thanks, Aspi! That makes a lot of sense.
Reviving Zero, that's awesome!! Truly awesome!
Ram gopal varma
a smile
Aamir khan
treatment for obsessive compulsive personality disorder
Akshay kumar
A reality check
Salman khan
A home without mirrors
head:
a fan above the age of sixteen.
mimoh:
a mirror to see how ugly he looks
bollywood d-listers:
the ability to recognise a good script from a poor one
yash raj:
profits
ram gopal verma:
admission to nearest mental hospital
drifters:
interviews with "interesting" people like himesh and mimoh :)
aneek:
private album with listenable songs
(ditto for all other reality show participants)
asma:
hindi lessons
deepika padukone:
the complete idiot's guide to speaking english without sounding like a fob (the way she did in bachna ae haseeno)
palin supporters:
a very big reality check
pritam:
a haircut. pronto.
happy diwali to aspi and all the drifters..May your life be filled with tons of wealth, health, prosperity, happiness and drama..
Hey didn't Aneek have a new album? I need to give it a listen.
The rest of Bollywood should feel grateful we are care so much about them all.
Aspi
Aneek's Khwahishen is all over the Net for you to download.
If you can not find it , Let me know and I will upload it for you
Anon, thanks for the title. I'm going to use it to test some of the legal Indian streaming sites that are around. I need to research them in any case.
yeah aneek had a private album but it was BAD... not worth listening to at all.
O-Neek's delusional fan girls seem to think he's doing some collaboration album with Rihanna
Rihanna, Oneek ko chhodo! Mere saath boro boro boro
Who are you peeps anyway?
Rihanna, ignore these losers.
What a beautiful name you have. Your name is even more beautiful than your pictures.
Asif are you going to try and hug Rihanna?
Rihanna, someone is insisting we hug. Can we meet?
Asif, this is Rihanna in disguise. Let's meet in New York. Look for an angry looking black chick in a white suit and shiny hair.
I am so there! Let me rebalance the budget and book my flight.
Can I come too?
Barkhurdar, who will take care of the country while I'm gone then? Don't you have any loyalty or responsibility to your watan?
Wait for me to get back!
Happy Diwali, ya'll!
I don't need a gift...
Because I have Drift!
Every post is a fab tamaasha...
With or without Bipasha.
Happy Diwali to fellow drifters, singers, artists, and celebrities!
Aspi, fun list of gifts. I'd like to gift Himesh a basket full of hair accessories. ;)
Aseeeef or whatevah the hell your name is,quit hittin on my girl or you will get a SERIOUS beatin.
^^^OMGGGG CHRIS BROWN.I LOVE YOUUUU.I've loved you ever since your first hit single "run it",came out!!!
Please dump Rihanna,the rat face,I'm much bettah!!!Pweaaaaze Chris.I'm desperate!!!!!!
John Abraham-A whole buncha skin care products.
Himesh-A good amount of rest to recover from the trauma (karzzz being a flop).
Mimoh-Obviously plastic surgery.
Vidya-Aunty's guide book on how to transform to a babe in under a week.
Deepika-I like her buh deh gal srsly needs to get rid of deh fobby accent.It's REALLY gotta go!
Sonam-Some work.
Farah Khan - a Little weight Loss
DPadukone - Reallignment of .....
Neela Towliya Bhansali - a Superhit
Shail Hada - More Playback chances
Manna Dey - a few more songs
What's with all the rude comments on Deepika's accent? I like her accent - she sounds like the rest of us in India. I didn't realize she'd migrated and become a "fob". Just for info - are Indians living in India called fobs now? Without getting on a boat? Do we all have to have an accent?
Here is the link for Aneek- Rihanna Collaboration for those who thinks its illusion!
http://www.zeenews.com/articles.asp?aid=476135&sid=ENT&ssid=2
Also, Aneek's album Khwiahein is doing quite well @ # 3 in Radio Mirchi Ranking!And has got critical acclaim in all reviews!
Best,
Wow, now I'm really curious to hear the album. I shall give it a spin and decide!
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