Rajat Kapoor is about to pull out of his driveway. He waves his finger at the electrician about to perform work in his house. "Make sure its Crabtree switches, ok" he smiles.
His wife - a well coiffed late-twentyish chick chides him. "Rajat!" she tsk-tsks "When will you learn? A switch is just a switch!" Here she uses the universally annoying air quotes gesture - so expertly skewered and forced into the lexicon of the passé years ago by David Spade on Saturday Night Live .
What does Rajat do? The gentleman that he is - he swallows hard and does nothing. In fact he keeps driving on.
"Tum bhi na" his wife continues to heckle him.
Later Rajat proposes some tea. His wife agrees. He stops at a chai ka galla, where sweaty, scruffy - and you know - poor people are enjoying tea.
"Here?!" says wifey incredulously.
"Why not?" says Rajat, "Tea is tea". More air quotes.
Wife smiles sheepishly.
Rich men might be smug but they know what they want
Rich men prefer Crabtree switches
Wouldn't you much rather be a 'rich' person than poor riff raff?
A party is at hand. A guy flanked by two chicks can't get his internet connection to - uh, perform. The girls are getting annoyed. Clearly the guy isn't getting laid tonight.
The camera pans to another guy - only this time its a dude. How can you tell? Well he's got better hair and is wearing a jacket. He is also flanked by two women. But they are both really happy? Why? Because he is showing them a high speed Internet video of a girl dancing.
Dude starts rapping. What is he talking about? Social Issues? Gangsta life? Love and loss?
Nope. He's extolling the virtues of BSNL Broadband - a whopping 2 Mb per second. Whoot! Can you say superfast!
Often the dude breaks into an accent, throws cool sounding words around and jabs his pinky and thumb at a laptop. Pretty soon the girls who flank the loser walk over to the dude's end of the room to hang with him.
But wait, there's more. There is a tremendously choreographed dance, the flagship step of which appears to be bringing two hands together in the front like you are patting a mincemeat kebab.
Chicks dig guys with laptops
But they dig dudes with 2 Mbps broadband more
BSNL Broadband will get you laid