The Drift's Love Chakker guru Mind Rush returns with sage advice for the heart-broken beauties of Bollywood.
Heartbreak is in the air in Bollytown.
A pretty actress / model / athlete unceremoniously dumped by her towel-dancing boyfriend...
A recently-svelte actress being dragged along for a decade by her ho-hum BF without a ring or proposal or mandap in sight...
A cricket loving, dimples-n-cream complexioned heroine is suddenly all alone...
Yeah, heartbreak sucks! Mind Rush’s advice to these lonely beauties: REVENGE, NOT KLEENEX!
Revenge is sweet! Revenge is empowering! But what to do? It is a known fact that in the film industry power resides in relationships i.e. 'camps'. And these camps are headed by the not-so-fairer-sex. So what’s a dumped beauty to do?
Recent news reports got Mind Rush thinking…If men make more money, hold more power, they also get in more trouble. I have three words for the ladies: NO FLY LIST!
The United States has lowered it’s bar for inclusion on the No Fly List. So, here’s the scene: A girlfriend is dumped by a commitment phobic boyfriend. A devoted mom of two finds out that her husband has a mistress (or fifteen). A film-walla is trading his 30-something wife for a younger model.
No more tears! Ladies, dial the authorities. Share some (semi-fake) dirt. Voila, it’s done! Ex gets dumped by TSA and is grounded for life!
Three cheers for the No Fly List!
13 comments:
hahaha good one, I thought you were talking about pants, not to have a fly on them...
nice laugh thanks to TSA
LOL, ROFL! awesome idea!
On a completely separate note.
What does you name mean?
The term 'ASPI' is an acronym that stands for: 'A'dvanced 'S'CSI 'P'rogramming 'I'nterface.
Now that is difficult to comprehend!!
Aspi is a Persian name. There are two interpretations:
1) Aspi is short for Asp-i-siyah, the horse that the prophet Zarathustra used to prove his innocence in court. I've been told I have horse like features
2) Short for Esfandyar - legendary Iranian prince who bathed in the pool of invincibility but kept his eyes closed. You can guess how the man got killed eventually. Kind of a variation on the story of Achilles - which I also dig a lot.
No Fly List... hahaha... cool!
IMO, Revenge isn't worth it if it requires for us to go out of our way to make someone's life hell. I did read on Beth's blog about "... how living well is the best revenge" and thought wow! now there's a mindblowing thought. :) What say!
Word verification: unatri
Aspi, I forgot to mention but the best thing about your blog is the images and captions in them. I <3 that.
The word verification has craziest words.. sibood.
All right - next time I do a music ka maha muqqabla post, I'll do captions. Most people don't have to read the post that way - just a quick glance at the captions.
There are many ways to avenge yourself - although to be fair, all this was in jest. In any case here is another take on it - invoke jealousy.
I like the invoke jealousy part, good thinking.
priyanka and preity strike me as being waaay too savvy to be played by anyone. if anything i think harman and ness got played. but the captions are too funny so all izzz well.
still disappointed we didn't get a 3 idiots post out of you :(
first comment is great one! TSA will make them fly without pants-hahaha!
Or may be pants without the fly. LOL! ;)
Aspi, hey at times like these, it's anything that works so jest or not, aal izz well! :D
Word verification says "sness" may be they also want to support Preity. hahaha
My god! Google word verification is on to us!
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