Saturday, January 09, 2010

How to get over heartbreak: a guest post by Mind Rush

The Drift's Love Chakker guru Mind Rush returns with sage advice for the heart-broken beauties of Bollywood.

Heartbreak is in the air in Bollytown.

A pretty actress / model / athlete unceremoniously dumped by her towel-dancing boyfriend...

A recently-svelte actress being dragged along for a decade by her ho-hum BF without a ring or proposal or mandap in sight...

A cricket loving, dimples-n-cream complexioned heroine is suddenly all alone...

Yeah, heartbreak sucks! Mind Rush’s advice to these lonely beauties: REVENGE, NOT KLEENEX!

priyanka genelia preity deepika

Revenge is sweet! Revenge is empowering! But what to do? It is a known fact that in the film industry power resides in relationships i.e. 'camps'. And these camps are headed by the not-so-fairer-sex. So what’s a dumped beauty to do?

Recent news reports got Mind Rush thinking…If men make more money, hold more power, they also get in more trouble. I have three words for the ladies: NO FLY LIST!

The United States has lowered it’s bar for inclusion on the No Fly List. So, here’s the scene: A girlfriend is dumped by a commitment phobic boyfriend. A devoted mom of two finds out that her husband has a mistress (or fifteen). A film-walla is trading his 30-something wife for a younger model.

No more tears! Ladies, dial the authorities. Share some (semi-fake) dirt. Voila, it’s done! Ex gets dumped by TSA and is grounded for life!

Three cheers for the No Fly List!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha good one, I thought you were talking about pants, not to have a fly on them...
nice laugh thanks to TSA

Anonymous said...

LOL, ROFL! awesome idea!

Anonymous said...

On a completely separate note.
What does you name mean?
The term 'ASPI' is an acronym that stands for: 'A'dvanced 'S'CSI 'P'rogramming 'I'nterface.
Now that is difficult to comprehend!!

Aspi said...

Aspi is a Persian name. There are two interpretations:

1) Aspi is short for Asp-i-siyah, the horse that the prophet Zarathustra used to prove his innocence in court. I've been told I have horse like features

2) Short for Esfandyar - legendary Iranian prince who bathed in the pool of invincibility but kept his eyes closed. You can guess how the man got killed eventually. Kind of a variation on the story of Achilles - which I also dig a lot.

Kanan said...

No Fly List... hahaha... cool!

IMO, Revenge isn't worth it if it requires for us to go out of our way to make someone's life hell. I did read on Beth's blog about "... how living well is the best revenge" and thought wow! now there's a mindblowing thought. :) What say!

Word verification: unatri

Kanan said...

Aspi, I forgot to mention but the best thing about your blog is the images and captions in them. I <3 that.

The word verification has craziest words.. sibood.

Aspi said...

All right - next time I do a music ka maha muqqabla post, I'll do captions. Most people don't have to read the post that way - just a quick glance at the captions.

There are many ways to avenge yourself - although to be fair, all this was in jest. In any case here is another take on it - invoke jealousy.

Anonymous said...

I like the invoke jealousy part, good thinking.

Deep said...

priyanka and preity strike me as being waaay too savvy to be played by anyone. if anything i think harman and ness got played. but the captions are too funny so all izzz well.

still disappointed we didn't get a 3 idiots post out of you :(

Anonymous said...

first comment is great one! TSA will make them fly without pants-hahaha!

Kanan said...

Or may be pants without the fly. LOL! ;)

Aspi, hey at times like these, it's anything that works so jest or not, aal izz well! :D

Word verification says "sness" may be they also want to support Preity. hahaha

Aspi said...

My god! Google word verification is on to us!

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