Friday, March 19, 2010

Love Sex Aur Dhoka: The greatest hits of Katrina Kaif

Sometimes fake can be better than real. Most of the time, actually, when it comes to Bollywood. Now I know fake Facebook profiles might seem annoying to many, but with a little imagination you can make it into fun time pass!

Katrina Kaif has a fake FB fan page. She actually shows up and writes something every now and then and sounds suspiciously not like Kat. She also gets occasional posts from other female celebs that sound suspiciously not like themselves either!

But that doesn't stop hordes of hopefuls from coming and maroing a line (or three).

Here are the best of Katrina's (often suspicious) fans.

is it u katrina tell me whats ur sisters name and when is she coming in bollywood

Couple off days ?? Don´t be lazy, girl. You need a P.A. personal assistant...... where can I send my resume... holla

Aishwarya RaiBachchan: Hope you feel better kat

this really looks like a fake profile..why don't you have any super star added in your friend's list?:O

hello didi!!!!!!!
what's up ????????????

hey katrina uplaod sum other pics in which u luk very cute

how is ur hindi if good teel me what u speak railway station in hindi?

plz baji change ur profile pic n put it any pic in which u r wearing a hair band plllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz u look soooooo sweeeeeeet plzzzzzzzzzzzz

do u have a new movie with hritik roshan some like harper's bazaar

thank you for friendship me. i loved you in khabi khushi khabhi ghum.

Hi katrina .... (if it iz really u ) ♥ ♥ ..
but y is it dat yor yahoo mail id listed here shows d profile 2 b created by a man from maryland ????????? plz clarify dis fact ..

hi didi............m callin u didi coz u r elder than me.........:-)

I is gay. Fix me.

Gay dude, best of luck and don't get your hopes up. Now Fake FB Katrina seems to have a fake Katrina twitter account which she keeps insisting is hers. Here are some of her choicest tweets. Clearly Fake Kat is a serious intellect at work.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our

Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic n

delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size.Happy Women’s Day

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other

Hey how funny would it be if this was the REAL Katrina Kaif?!


ak said...

he he - i'm sure it is - that is THE most boring twitter page i have ever seen. she should recruit some of the commenters on her face FB page to liven up her real twitter one. or take notes from PC on how to better use twitter.

Srini said...

Now you see why every celeb is on twitter? Its the best way to shut down these fakes!!!!

Anonymous said...

aspi ji please look at shahid kapoor's twitter page...such boring lectures given by this man, i had to block his tweets. Please do a write up. He comes up with so much pyscho babble that Freud would be turning in his grave.

memsaab said...

Even funnier to compare the fake one with the real one if she ever is dumb enough to take the plunge :D

You have seen Pitu's excellent post about celebtwitters I assume :)

Bollywood Blogger said...

Now what do these idiotic celebs have to write about that any sane person would be remotely interested in? Like Shilpa's 'thot for the day'. URGH!

begum sahiba said...

F.... mr spammer
stay off this site

Unknown said...

I definitely pay attention to Shahid Kapur's tweets. He wrote possibly the greatest tweet in history "Nini not coming..." Now if I could use that as the name of a blog somewhere, it would rock!

memsaab, sorry, not seen yet. No time to read anything - very bad, I know! I need to snap out of it.

BB, I like Shilpa Shetty's twitter name. Its so...bombastic!

Anonymous said...

Agree abt Shahid Kapoor's tweets - some examples here:

Is of no use pourin clean water in a dirty vessel so pour luv on those who r capable of acceptin it unadulterated :)

Woke nini time nite all shabbakhair ...... Somebody giv me a job tired of this unemployment :)

i question everythin i do all the time kinda like did i do the right thig or not dnt know if tats gud or not

Unknown said...

Anon, brilliant! Just what I need for my next post :)

Anonymous said...

There is a posting floating around on several blogs about an ode written for Katrina Kaif on youtube. It was called Ode to Katrina Kaif Believe it or not it was in heroic couplet of classical poetry. I thought it was a wonderful idea to recite the beauty of a cherished Belle in what is considered a higher art. It goes to show the power of lyrical verse and how a beauteous maiden can still inspire sublime poetry.

How art initiates beauty!!