Comments on Aspi's Drift: The art of the undance

Arre, why haven't I seen a movie with Chiranjeevi ...

2008-06-10T08:55:00.000-05:00

Arre, why haven't I seen a movie with Chiranjeevi in it before?! These India stores are so scared of confirming anything over the phone that I will now have to haunt them in person to get DVDs.

I liked leera's tag of "basuri jackson" the best.

...and its been done before!!!

Several peop...

2008-06-09T23:04:00.000-05:00

...and its been done before!!!

Several people I spoke to who saw the Mimoh dance right away identified the famous original 'veena' move by Chiranjeevi in the movie Indra.
See how a master does it...39s into the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YnI7T-5HO4

m, sorry, I just got lazy too. Will link them up n...

2008-06-03T10:24:00.000-05:00

m, sorry, I just got lazy too. Will link them up next time. I wish blogger guys implemented this though. I mean if it's a link, why not display it like a link already? But I am guessing that may be it has to do with the spam links being posted all over the place, in posts, in comments, etc.

i wish all these youtube links were clikable

2008-06-03T02:09:00.000-05:00
i wish all these youtube links were clikable

i am too lazy electronically to copy paste

Learn Pinglish ( Punjabi English )

Here is ...

2008-06-03T00:41:00.000-05:00

Learn Pinglish ( Punjabi English )

Here is a Youtube Link to Rural Punjab Kids practicing Nursery Rhymes in Pinglish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2bRCc5mk2E

Btw, I totally enjoyed Mimoh's crazy dance and Dia...

2008-06-03T00:18:00.000-05:00

Btw, I totally enjoyed Mimoh's crazy dance and Dia looks great! I really liked her it's-too-hot-in-here-someone-please-bring-me-a-fan dance move @ 00:15 mins.

Here are a couple of them: (too bad I couldn't fin...

2008-06-03T00:09:00.000-05:00

Here are a couple of them: (too bad I couldn't find a video of "laal gharara" song from Baadal) Enzoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ZByB177sM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CkkIAi4FCQ

These are actually nice I like them. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2cGHDqGzsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFqZUWO-WQ

Youuu arrrrrr so gorgeous...BFFs forever!

2008-06-02T22:26:00.000-05:00

Youuu arrrrrr so gorgeous...BFFs forever!

Someone should make a DVD compilation of the worst...

2008-06-02T22:18:00.000-05:00

Someone should make a DVD compilation of the worst dance sequences in Indian cinema history.

As usual, great post, Aspi.

Salman mere bade bhai jaise hai. Unhone jo bhi uss...

2008-06-02T21:45:00.000-05:00

Salman mere bade bhai jaise hai. Unhone jo bhi uss waqt kiya meri bhalai ke liye kiya.

Mera career toilet mein daal diya lekin mujhe unke liye sirf respect hai.

Ek minute, Sallu bhai, abhi chai laya!

Ha to, Aamir, yeh tumne theek nahi kiya.

Parveen, well we all thought SRK was the joker of ...

2008-06-02T21:43:00.000-05:00

Parveen, well we all thought SRK was the joker of Bollywood. Turns out its Aamir.

Unfortunately for him, he's enough of an outsider in the game that the backlash will be brutal. And as a certain Vivek Oberoi will tell you: you mess with Salman at your peril.

Pitu, tremendous link. I spilled my yogurt. Clearl...

2008-06-02T21:41:00.000-05:00

Pitu, tremendous link. I spilled my yogurt. Clearly, I need to go out more.

Best line in the scene (not that it had many lines): "Teen saal ki dosti ek raat ke liye..." That is a line written for Raj Babbar if you ask me.

Pappu Can't Dance:

It had to happen and it ...

2008-06-02T21:33:00.000-05:00

Pappu Can't Dance:

It had to happen and it has… first Aamir Khan insulted Amitabh Bachchan over his acting in critically praised film Black, then he went ahead and told the world about his pet dog who is named after Shah Rukh, and now the bald-headed perfectionist uses a song to make a joke out of… wait for it… our Salman Khan!

Aamir has put pen to paper and written lyrics for a song that ridicules Salman Khan, and will now use it on the soundtrack of his forthcoming film Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na… which introduces his nephew Imran Khan.

A source says, “Aamir has been meticulously planning and executing every aspect of his nephew’s debut film with director Abbas Tyrewalla. He also roped in A R Rahman, the best name in the music industry to compose the music of this film.”

The song has a lot of attitude and spunk and is filmed on Imran and his gang of friends where they are addressing the song to Pappu, a burly rich guy in their college. While shootong the song, Aamir ended up saying, ‘I hope Salman doesn’t mind this song’.

Here are some of the lyrics that Aamir has used to make a joke out of a fellow actor:

Hai muscular… Very muscular
Hai popular… Very popular
Hai muscular hai popular
Spectacular!
He’s a bachelor
Pappu ki gaadi tez hai
Pappu kudiyon mein craze hai
Pappu ki aankhen light-blue
Pappu dikhta angrez hai
Rado ki ghadi haathon mein
Perfume Gucci wala
But Pappu can’t dance, saala
But Pappu can’t dance, saala
Haan Pappu naach nahin sakta

As you can see… each line has been written in such a way that it describes Salman and his habits. What we ask you, was this really needed… could Aamir have gone without making a joke out of Salman Khan… why is Aamir getting up the wrong sides of every other actor… is the career of his nephew this much important to him… who will Aamir target next… we ask you…

Dia suffers from the 'lack of chin' giving her as ...

2008-06-02T17:56:00.000-05:00

Dia suffers from the 'lack of chin' giving her as Pitu rightly called it a 'horizontal banana smile'. I always liked her though, and she was one of the first to milk the award ceremony hosting job in starletdom, every other celebutante is doing it nowadays.

I had to watch the mimoh dance over and over again. I don't know whether its the 'basuri jackson' step or debojit's growling(like trying to scold ur dog), I was hypnotised by this one.

You dig up the best random stuff, aspi. I would never have watched the awesome dia video or heard the badass shaurya song on my own!
Does the mood good.

Personally think she has nothing striking about he...

2008-06-02T17:54:00.000-05:00

Personally think she has nothing striking about her face or her style.

Had read an interview of a vogue editor on how they pick models and she said their are hundreds of pictures of beautiful women they get everyday and the trick is that the face should be striking in that few seconds that they glance at the picture.

Also,

Aspi, I know what you mean about Dia...

2008-06-02T17:20:00.000-05:00

Also,

Aspi, I know what you mean about Dia's face. It may be the chin and the jawbone. Sometimes the lack of those two strong features makes her look weird.

Also in that video, for a split second, I thought she reminded me of Anne Hathaway, the actress.

The Dia song is mesmerizing. I'm about to go se...

2008-06-02T17:16:00.000-05:00

The Dia song *is* mesmerizing. I'm about to go search for the full song and or video.

Also, what's the lisping R? Would someone kindly point me to the song and what minute mark it appears in please? :)

Yep, and apparently Amrita's family was so disgust...

2008-06-02T16:25:00.000-05:00

Yep, and apparently Amrita's family was so disgusted by it they walked out of the premiere and it was all over the papers how much Amrita regretted doing it blah blah

Watch at your own peril :-p
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eWOR2voDMrA

Amrita Arora was in a lesbian movie with Isha Kopp...

2008-06-02T16:03:00.000-05:00

Amrita Arora was in a lesbian movie with Isha Koppikar?!! This might be BTM (Better Than Mimoh).

haha all three of them tried hard to pull off the ...

2008-06-02T15:45:00.000-05:00

haha all three of them tried hard to pull off the skimpy clothes look. just not happening is it:-)

meena, add Tanisha to the chhoti behen list.

2008-06-02T15:38:00.000-05:00

meena, add Tanisha to the chhoti behen list.

It had a very subtle title- Girlfriend :-D

...

2008-06-02T15:37:00.000-05:00

It had a very subtle title- Girlfriend :-D

Also *ed Isha Koppikar.

what the...
I need to know the name of this mov...

2008-06-02T15:34:00.000-05:00

what the...
I need to know the name of this movie...also, Amritha, Shamitha, having taller and more glamorous older sisters is not helping your cause, need to change careers.

oh, I know, I know...

It was the lesbian fl...

2008-06-02T15:27:00.000-05:00

oh, I know, I know...

It was the lesbian flick. I know that was'nt the last one but I wanted to talk about it.

I caught that movie on TV one time and god that was soft p**n.

whatever that strategy is, Amrita Arora is followi...

2008-06-02T15:08:00.000-05:00

whatever that strategy is, Amrita Arora is following as well. There's no event this girl has missed. Someone please remind me, what was the last actual movie we saw her in?

Comments on Aspi's Drift: The art of the undance

Arre, why haven't I seen a movie with Chiranjeevi ...

...and its been done before!!!Several peop...

m, sorry, I just got lazy too. Will link them up n...

i wish all these youtube links were clikable 2008-06-03T02:09:00.000-05:00 i wish all these youtube links were clikablei am too lazy electronically to copy paste

Learn Pinglish ( Punjabi English )Here is ...

Btw, I totally enjoyed Mimoh's crazy dance and Dia...

Here are a couple of them: (too bad I couldn't fin...

Youuu arrrrrr so gorgeous...BFFs forever!

Someone should make a DVD compilation of the worst...

Salman mere bade bhai jaise hai. Unhone jo bhi uss...

Parveen, well we all thought SRK was the joker of ...

Pitu, tremendous link. I spilled my yogurt. Clearl...

Pappu Can't Dance:It had to happen and it ...

Dia suffers from the 'lack of chin' giving her as ...

Personally think she has nothing striking about he...

Also, Aspi, I know what you mean about Dia...

The Dia song *is* mesmerizing. I'm about to go se...

Yep, and apparently Amrita's family was so disgust...

Amrita Arora was in a lesbian movie with Isha Kopp...

haha all three of them tried hard to pull off the ...

meena, add Tanisha to the chhoti behen list.

It had a very subtle title- Girlfriend :-D...

what the...I need to know the name of this mov...

oh, I know, I know...It was the lesbian fl...

whatever that strategy is, Amrita Arora is followi...

...and its been done before!!!

Several peop...

i wish all these youtube links were clikable

2008-06-03T02:09:00.000-05:00
i wish all these youtube links were clikable

i am too lazy electronically to copy paste

Learn Pinglish ( Punjabi English )

Here is ...

Pappu Can't Dance:

It had to happen and it ...

Also,

Aspi, I know what you mean about Dia...

The Dia song is mesmerizing. I'm about to go se...

It had a very subtle title- Girlfriend :-D

...

what the...
I need to know the name of this mov...

oh, I know, I know...

It was the lesbian fl...