Comments on Aspi's Drift: How to deal with Tiger's Wood by guest blogger Sqe...

True that.

2009-12-13T18:23:35.855-06:00

True that.

She's a few hits away from doing that don't you th...

2009-12-09T12:46:24.659-06:00

She's a few hits away from doing that don't you think? For example, do you know who Aarti is? Or Manju? See my point?

Why doesn't she just drop her last name and join t...

2009-12-09T12:10:10.994-06:00

Why doesn't she just drop her last name and join the legions of one-name stars like Madhubala and Sadhana?

Well she has been trying to change her name. What ...

2009-12-09T10:20:57.318-06:00

Well she has been trying to change her name. What needs to be understood is that you can't change your name from a weird one to a weirder one.

I haven't seen Radio yet :( In fact, I haven't seen ANY of Himesh's movies. That sounds so bad now that I've said it - I'll have to work on correcting that situation.

Don't know what to say about Mr. Woods' situation,...

2009-12-08T21:23:57.460-06:00

Don't know what to say about Mr. Woods' situation, but Him Bhaiyya is really looking nice in that picture, i kinda' like that smile :). And like Pitu i've been singing "Mann ka radio" and get secret thrills by singing out loud "fultoo attitude" :).
Have you seen the movie yet? If yes, please please please post a review!

And Shehnaz really changed her last name to Treasury???

But I did find this Priyanka song from a Tamil mov...

2009-12-08T13:14:58.466-06:00

But I did find this Priyanka song from a Tamil movie. It's called "Haute Paati Vada Booty"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQA5MIBT2U

Awesome! Unfortunately I can't seem to find it on ...

2009-12-08T13:10:00.177-06:00

Awesome! Unfortunately I can't seem to find it on YouTube. Sigh.

She also changed her last name to from Treasurywalla to Treasury. I should disown her really.

Looks like Shehnaz is slowly pulling her career to...

2009-12-08T12:04:05.923-06:00

Looks like Shehnaz is slowly pulling her career together again. she did her obligatory stint in the south - caught her unexpectedly in a telugu movie item song...

Joules, in order to get some insight into how many...

2009-12-08T09:45:21.876-06:00

Joules, in order to get some insight into how many transgressions Tiger really had, I have to turn to fake steve jobs again. Fake Steve has built a hypothetical situation in which he invited Larry Ellison and Bill Clinton to be Tiger's PR team. He posts on this fake situation regularly - much fun.

http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/12/tigergate-larry-says-there-are-more-coming.html

Amrita, heh heh - that thought did cross my mind. My excuse is that I read sleazy confessional books all the time and that is where this is from. Also Shenaz got trashed for not knowing how to act in all the reviews. That is so unfair and missing the point, everyone!

Dear Mr. Drift, don't look now but Mrs. Drift just...

2009-12-07T22:41:27.751-06:00

Dear Mr. Drift, don't look now but Mrs. Drift just stroked her chin thoughtfully and bought a truckload of nannycams. :-D

Oh, and you HAVE to watch Radio. Not only is Shenaz as cute as a button, but the movie is everything you hoped it'd be from the trailers.

lol! This is too funny. Still wondering how many t...

2009-12-07T22:24:01.708-06:00

lol! This is too funny. Still wondering how many transgressions did Tiger really have and how come these women were hiding/lying for him until now.

Back to our desi superstar with newly minted hair, heard the movie is awful. Hope Mind Rush advices him to go back to music.

Pitu, if you look at Mind Rush's example, Melissa ...

2009-12-07T13:47:15.044-06:00

Pitu, if you look at Mind Rush's example, Melissa Gates is a very ornery looking wife and her husband is richer and more famous than Tiger Woods.

The lesson in all of this is: you can never be too unattractive if you are famous.

Am calling Sqeamish Rashammiya's radio station... ...

2009-12-07T12:03:12.036-06:00

Am calling Sqeamish Rashammiya's radio station...
Any relationship advice, bahi?

There is a lesson to be learned... Take the case o...

2009-12-07T11:58:24.952-06:00

There is a lesson to be learned...
Take the case of Bill Gates. He has money but you never hear him screwing around.
A wise older lady once told me that "the engineer type of husbands don't really know how to mess around."
Ladies, esp. good looking models, pick your pati parmeshwar with care. Call 1-800-mind-rush before you say I Do. Otherwise you will be going boo-hoo!

ROFL! This is soo ebil :) So, have you seen Radio ...

2009-12-07T11:31:30.603-06:00

ROFL! This is soo ebil :) So, have you seen Radio yet? Lately I go aroudn the house saying just the one line 'Man ka radio'.. everyone is sick of me. As regards Sher Khan, dude he cheated on HIS SUPERMODEL GORGEOUS WIFE! WTH! There is no hope for ornery star wives then!

Well drift Saab, now you are going the way, "aa ba...

2009-12-07T11:17:38.103-06:00

Well drift Saab, now you are going the way, "aa baal mujha maar!!" and trust me the bollywood baal is coming right at you, so watch out!

What a Phatte Chakkk Write-up !!

2009-12-06T23:09:10.155-06:00

What a Phatte Chakkk Write-up !!

Drift saab, This was LOL! Very witty, but methinks...

2009-12-06T21:31:57.373-06:00

Drift saab, This was LOL! Very witty, but methinks you do not play golf... How could you murder the Lyin' Tiger with your Mouse and Bare his plight???

Also, time for a re-birth of Love Chakker...Mind Rush will be busy for months if all those ladies coming out of the Wood-work start writing for help.